What do the world’s softest underwear and strong bones have in common?
Milk, baby.
This is not a joke. We make underpants from milk and beachwood and they are the softest, most buttery things that will ever touch your butt. Unless you put butter on your butt. In which case, we're still cracking the top 2.
Cracking.
Anyways, here are some bullets:
- Stupid soft Moorino™ fabric (47.5% Milk / 47.5% Modal / 5% Spandex)
- 6" inseam for maximum comfort and minimum wedgies
- Fast-drying & moisture-wicking
- Easy access fly for any occasion*
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
*not literally any occasion, you creep
